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		<title>Day One of Humor</title>
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		<description>Day One of Humor with the crew of the ISS Spiker.</description>
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			<title>Day One of Humor</title>
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			<title>Alpha-Beta/Night-Morning Shift II</title>
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			<dc:creator>Captain Spiketer</dc:creator>
			<description>7:25 AM - Alpha-Beta/Night-Morning Shift of ISS Spiker SSV-65647

Commanding Officer Captain Spiketer in command



As Spiketer resumed his seat at the captain's chair, he turned to his provisional Ops officer, Lieutenant (provisional) Stike, and said, &quot;Stike, damage report.&quot;



Stike consulted his various panels at his workstation, and responded, &quot;Hull integrity failures on Decks 34-45, contained at the moment, and on Decks 56-60, un-contained.  Port and ventral shield generators  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:05:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Alpha Shift Part I</title>
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			<dc:creator>Captain Spiketer</dc:creator>
			<description>2:00 AM - Alpha/Night Shift of ISS Spiker SSV-65647

Supplementary First Officer Commander Spikelya in Command



Cmdr. Spikelya, the Spiker's supplementary first officer sat in the captain's chair of the bridge, ready to doze off.  Directly to his rear right was the tactical/security officer at another console, whereas to his rear left was the operations officer.  The night had had some lifting turn of events, like the raid by the heavily armed pirate cruisers, which had left the Spiker in  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:46:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Humor Board Information</title>
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			<dc:creator>Captain Spiketer</dc:creator>
			<description>Welcome to the GEC Humor board!



Although you might not find some of the jokes very funny, some are reasonably funny.  Every joke and humorous line will be indicated with a  symbol.  



(Note:  Although standard missions require the player to be playing with the respective account [i.e. if you're Lieutenant Spikeman, your account username must be Lieutenant Spikeman], the humor board does not require the username to correspond with the characters in the humor).



Example of a humor  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:43:34 GMT</pubDate>
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